NEW YORK - A website counting down to the 18th birthday of Angus T. Jones--the star of CBS' Two and a Half Men who is neither the anti-Semite cokehead nor the big-headed wimpy-man --is the least popular website on the entire Internet, according to data collected by traffic tracking service WebSense.
The site, www.angusjonescountdown, which simply features a picture of the portrayer of Jake Harper on the hit CBS show and a digital timer set to end the day that he "FINALLY BECOMES LEGAL," has had zero visitors since the day it was first started in 2003. No one has typed the link into their web browser, nor has anyone, of any age, sex, or nationality searched in Google, Bing, or any other search engine, a series of words that would indicate any anticipation for the day that Angus Jones finally becomes a legal young buck.
The creator of the website could not be reached for comment, as he is most likely hiding in a cave somewhere in Pakistan, am I right, you guys?
P.S. Angus T. Jones does indeed turn 18 later this year. Which fellow cast member do you think he wants to throw his birthday party?