Look, over here at Business Flannel HQ (where the cubicle walls are tartan), we know we're pretty famous. People come up to us dozens of times a day, complimenting us on our superhuman wit and unspeakable sexual prowess. Admittedly, it's just Dan Maselli, desperately hoping that flattery will get him into our next video, but all publicity is good publicity, according to a wildly reductive platitude.
Anyway, check it out, I'm on CollegeHumor. Next stop: The New York Times, perhaps!