I have an urgent update on the preceding post about George Costanza's nipples. (For if ever I have written something calling for an update, that was it).
It seems as though there is something even more strange about Costanza's nipples than simply their appearance; it seems as though Costanza's nipples also launch angry ticks and cause his eyes to turn into Japanimation eyes or something:
From the venerable You're the Man Now Dog family of websites.
This has been Jason Gilbert with an update on the strangeness of George Costanza's nipples. Thank you for your time and conern.