I was just made aware of this website:
Literally every single one of these could have happened in any one of my classes or during any interaction in English that I have with any Thai person I have ever met.
As if to prove my point, I just experienced this conversation gambit:
(2:20:22 PM) email@example.com: how are you?
(2:21:05 PM) Kyo: i'm find
(2:21:29 PM) Kyo: and you ??
Almost there, Kyo. Almost there.