Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Off Day!

Man, I have a lot to do today, including:

1. Swimming
2. Taking a poop

Not necessarily in that order. Not necessarily exclusive events, either.

Nah, just kidding, I'll probably go swimming first.

I just found out that there is a fried plantain stand behind the Dunkin Donuts across the street from where I live. That's like going to a new mall, and you go to the food court wanting some Chinese food, but all they have is that corporate turd-honkey Panda Express, but then in a little nook behind the Panda Express you see something like Yum Yum's China Kitchen, two meats + rice/noodles for 5 dollars. And they really PILE ON the meats and the rice. And then you can poop and go swimming.

Which is what I'm about to do.

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