2. Taking a poop
Not necessarily in that order. Not necessarily exclusive events, either.
Nah, just kidding, I'll probably go swimming first.
I just found out that there is a fried plantain stand behind the Dunkin Donuts across the street from where I live. That's like going to a new mall, and you go to the food court wanting some Chinese food, but all they have is that corporate turd-honkey Panda Express, but then in a little nook behind the Panda Express you see something like Yum Yum's China Kitchen, two meats + rice/noodles for 5 dollars. And they really PILE ON the meats and the rice. And then you can poop and go swimming.
Which is what I'm about to do.