1. I'm a foreign exchange student! What are Thailand's customs?
2. I've invented a new product! Let me tell you about it!
3. I'm running for CMU Student Council! Let me tell you about myself.
Here are highlights:
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E: Hi! You are the two exchange students right? Nice to meet you two.
P: We're really glad to see you too.
D: My name is Dream. I came from China.
P: And I'm Pakwhan. I come from Japan.
D: My name is Dream. I come from China. Nice to meet you guys.
P: I'm Pakwhan. I come from Japan. Take care of me please.
D: Give me some advice about this school, please.
D, P: We love this country.
[This one takes a bit of a setup. The idea was a presentation of a new vitamin product, with a pharmacists and a consumer. The consumer was a girl who was, let's say, a bit stocky, but with really white skin. Then another girl in the group, who was skinny but with dark skin, ducked behind a table so that no one could see her, wearing the same outfit as consumer. And then this happened:]
Pharmacist: The Beautifool tablet is a new invention product that give you the extreme beauty. It is contain 3 active ingredient in 1 tablet. Do you want to buy some?
Consumer: Hmm, I'm not sure. Let's me try first then I will decide.
Pharmacist: Of course!
Consumer: [Take the Beautifool tablet and faint down behind table]
Pharmacist: Down goes the elephant.
[Skinny consumer stands up]
Consumer 2: I become skinny but but...Oh! My God! What happen to my skin. Why it gets dark?!
Pharmacist: It may be some of the side effect of the product. Don't worry I can fix it. Here you are, take another one.
Consumer 2 takes another tablet and faints down behind the table
Pharmacist: Down goes the skinny frog.
[Consumer 1 stands up]
Pharmacist: Oh, glad to see you are okay. Look! Your skin get brighter.
Consumer 1: I'm fat again! I'm angry now. I'm not gonna buy your product and I'll tell everyone not to buy it, too!
Pharmacist: Wait! Wait! Please, don't go!
[Enter Pharmacist 2]
Pharmacist 2: What is going on here? Why you are so angry?
Consumer: I have tried your product but the result is I get skinny and dark! I don't want to be dark!
Pharmacist 2: If you buy this product I will give you 3 bottles of whiten lotion and 5 set of Beautifool tablet for free.
Consumer: OK but I want 5 bottle of whitening lotion not 3.
Pharmacist 1 and 2: Deal!
Practically an introduction to Thai customs in itself, even though they had chosen Option 2.