There is a little thatch hut near my apartment that I like to eat at, because they play American movies in Thai and because they have a Gone With The Wind poster (the food is pretty good, too).
Usually I just ask for the English menu because that is easier for everyone, but today I noticed that the English menu has thirteen dishes while the Thai menu has close to 100.
So after I ordered I took the Thai menu and began to practice my handwriting with it, translating, etc. When the owner, a kind old Thai woman, saw what I was doing, she literally SCREAMED. EEEEEEEEK!