This is where I woke up on the bed this morning:
The pillow in the background is where my head is supposed to be. The pillow in the foreground is where my head was.
I did some pretty serious body-moving body-movin in ze night, non?
And yes, you can see the crack in between the two mattresses that make up my "King" bed (a dual monarchy, if there ever was one). And yes, I can know feel that crack in my back. If only there were somewhere I could go to get an hour long massage for less than 5 dollars...hahahaha later suckerzzzz